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Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, Thi

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On W

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All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot Each little snake that poisons Each little wasp that stings He made their brutish venom He m

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Witt

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Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the meaning of life What's the point of all this hoax?

by Monty Python on album Monty Python Sings

We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of th

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Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you

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Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I want to be Pony trekking or camping Or just watching TV Finland, Finland, Finland It's the country for me You're so near to Russia So far from Japan Quit

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There are Jews in the world, there are buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons and then There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them I'm a Roman Catholic And have been before I

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The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why... I like Chi

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The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of Oliver Cromwell, Lord P

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So t

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Lead pirate: full speed ahead, mr. cohen! up, up, up your premium. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, up, up your premium. and balance the books. up, up, up your premium. scribble away! up, u

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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralise When I'm between your thighs you blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips em

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Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out

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Monty Python Monty Python Sings Accountancy Shanty It's fun to charter an accountant, And sail the wide accountan-cy. To find, explore the funds offshore, And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. It

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Monty Python Monty Python Sings The Money Song I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge. I've got lost of lovely lire, Now the Deutsche

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Monty Python Monty Python Sings Knights Of The Round Table We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well

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Monty Python Monty Python Sings Bruce's Philosophers Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table,

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Monty Python Monty Python Sings Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to h